daintytea:

7brat:

badgrl17:

BITCH BYE

THIS IS SOOOO BADDDD

Oh look finally a bad tattoo that has a bunch of notes because everyone recognizes it’s bad.
Also. Sarah Seamen.

Timestamp: 1397799232

frozen-in-childhood:

urdnotvick:

ashashi-corner:

frozen-in-childhood:

woobiesftw:

lovin-elsanna:

magicmumu:

toodrunktofindanurl:

lovin-elsanna:

foreverfrozenhearted:

pandypaws:

frozen-in-childhood:

*is not amused by Let It Go’s lack of Golden Globe award*

ok but are we just gonna ignore the way it looks like she’s about to shove her hand up someone’s ass in this pic

Elsa: *preparing to give you a prostate exam*

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DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH I’M SUPPOSED TO BE ANGRY.

Relax sir and let it go.

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FUUuuuuu I tried not to reblog this and failed choking on tears from laughing.

Resistance is futile.

needed the laugh XD!

Exam is done..

can I just point out how this went from Golden Globes to prostate exams and I love it so much I can’t breathe

(via volliknight)

Timestamp: 1397792217

skammunistparty:

aye-trashley:

out of all the words they could graffiti this is what they chose

HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY CITY BIRMINGHAM ALABAMA

LET ME TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT MOIST

MOIST IS THIS COOL AS FUCK GRAFFITI ARTIST HERE IN THE BIG HAM AND YALL BOUT TO HEAR HIS STORY

ONE DAY, LIL MOIST WAS IN A PARK. NOW, LIL MOIST WANTED TO GRAFF UP SOME SHIT BUT HE AINT GOT A TAG. OUR BUDDY MOIST CANT JUST GET ANY TAG, HE WANTS SOMETHING PEOPLE GONNA REMEMBER.

THEN OL MOISTY GETS INSPIRED

EVERYBODY HATES THE WORD MOIST

PEOPLE GONNA NOTICE IF THEY SEE “MOIST” WRITTEN HUGE AS FUCK

SO THIS GUY GOES AROUND THE CITY SPRAYING MOIST ALL OVER

AND NOW HES A LOCAL LEGEND

HE HE SPRAYS WITH DAZE, THE BIGGEST GRAFF ARTIST IN ALABAMA

HIS ART IS EVERYWHERE IN BHAM

HE HAS 15 THOUSAND NOTES ON TUMBLR DOT COM

FUCK YEAH MOIST YOURE MAKING BIRMINGHAM COOL

(via whyhaveyounotheeded)

Timestamp: 1397790831

schrodingersowen:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

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Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

 

(Source: angelic-hipster-mermaid-slut69, via paxamdayum)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via u-n-i-m-a-g-i-n-e)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.

(Source: bcgold, via paxamdayum)

Timestamp: 1397782485

idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

(via ruinedchildhood)

Timestamp: 1397778403

disparateyouth:

is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation               .

(Source: doppelgender, via xxdreamingredxx)

egberts:

kisseskarkat:

example A

thats the picture i made that post about

(Source: goddessofpuns, via sighidek)

Timestamp: 1397775866

anothergayshark:

I’ve never watched an episode of Game of Thrones in my life and even I know that you don’t fuck with the blonde dragon lady.

(via doctorwhomexactly)

mulletwing:

pardonmewhileipanic:

proudoftheworst:

fuckyehandrewyeh:

nimblenomad:

I’m posting this gif almost entirely because of this mans untuck…

dbz landing.

for a while i thought this was just reversed, but then i realised that you can’t reverse the landing.. WHAT THE FUCK. How you do that son?!

i can barely get out of bed without tripping

and then there’s this asshole

This is some graceful, superhero shit right here. 

(via bipolarbloggerlovesyou)

Timestamp: 1397775466